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Wenn Sie schon einmal eine typische Notaufnahme besucht haben \u2013 graue W\u00e4nde, harte St\u00fchle und die unvermeidliche Rezeptionistin, die vielleicht wei\u00df, dass Sie da sind \u2013 dann kennen Sie Glump. Glumps Lieblingsfarben sind eint\u00f6nig und schmuddelig und sein Stirnrunzeln ist dauerhaft.<\/p>\n

Aber wir sehen ihn nie vor sich hinschlummern bei Gateway Immediate Care<\/a>. The reasons: Our bright, comfortable environment and friendly staff right out\u00a0 where you can talk with them.<\/p>\n

Aber wir waren neugierig zu wissen, wie Glump tickt. Also haben wir ihn um ein Gespr\u00e4ch gebeten. Er stimmte zu und freute sich darauf, uns an einem kalten, grauen Tag (sein Lieblingstag) zu treffen.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> Hallo, Glump. Wir haben noch nie einen getroffen Grouchie<\/a> Wie k\u00f6nnen wir es Ihnen also bequem machen?<\/p>\n

Glump:<\/strong> Ich bevorzuge Unbehagen, danke.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> Dann kommen Sie nicht zu Gateway Immediate Care! Es ist voller gem\u00fctlicher M\u00f6bel und viel nat\u00fcrlichem Licht. Welche Umgebung bevorzugen Sie?<\/p>\n

Glump:<\/strong> Das Summen der fluoreszierenden Lichter beruhigt meinen Geist und schmuddelige, kissenlose, unbewegliche Plastikm\u00f6bel beruhigen meinen krummen R\u00fccken.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> We don\u2019t have any of that at Gateway. But, about your crooked spine, we could get you an X-ray\u2014and in and out efficiently. \u00a0Otherwise, what about art: What kind of art do you like? Maybe contemporary pieces or the impressionists\u2014<\/p>\n

Glump:<\/strong> Generell bin ich kein Fan von Kunst. Allerdings habe ich in ein paar schmuddeligen Motels mit einigerma\u00dfen grellen Kunstwerken \u00fcbernachtet.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> Junge, w\u00fcrdest du Gateway hassen? Sogar die Leuchte \u00fcber unserem Empfangsbereich ist eine Skulptur. Wie w\u00e4re es mit Gr\u00fcn?<\/p>\n

Glump:<\/strong> Mit Salz, Pfeffer und in einer sch\u00f6nen Mehlschwitze, ja.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> Wir nicht verbrauchen<\/em> das Gr\u00fcn bei Gateway \u2013 und wir reinigen und desinfizieren immer alles. Haben Sie und die anderen Grouchies Spa\u00df am Umgang mit Menschen?<\/p>\n

Glump:<\/strong> Nat\u00fcrlich nicht. Schauen Sie: Es gibt Hunderte, sogar Tausende anderer trostloser, gleichg\u00fcltiger Notfallzentren, die ich und die anderen Grounchies in Betracht ziehen m\u00fcssen. Aber das werde ich auf jeden Fall tun nicht<\/em> Halten Sie bei Ihrem Gateway oder bei Hancock Health an. Du hast meine kostbare Zeit verschwendet. Wenn ich Sie oder Ihresgleichen das n\u00e4chste Mal sehe, erinnern Sie mich daran, mit keinem von Ihnen zu sprechen.<\/p>\n

Damit sackte Glump in seine staubige Ecke zur\u00fcck.<\/p>\n

Und wir waren froh, ihn gehen zu sehen. Wenn Sie auf der Suche nach einer Pflege ohne Klumpen sind, besuchen Sie uns unter Gateway-Sofortversorgung.<\/a> Our bright, friendly, spotless clinic is conveniently located at I-70 and Mt. Comfort Road. And you can contact one of our friendly staff members by calling 317-866-7300.<\/p>\n\n<\/div>

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